Monkey Farmer app for iPhone and iPad

Your mother always said, "If you cant say something nice, dont say
anything at all."

Sometimes that just wont cut it.

But with the Monkey Farmer you can get your message across loud and clear,
even when you cant say EXACTLY what you mean.

Monkey Farmer provides more than 10,000 unique "TV-friendly" edits for one
of the most popular adverb/adjective/nouns in the English language. Just
select the needed suffix and Monkey Farmer will have you cussing out your
boss, co-worker or neighbor in a way that may confuse them, but will keep
you out of the Human Resources office for one of those "mullet flaking"
talks of which they are so fond.

You get the picture.

So why wait another minute?

Get Monkey Farmer today and speak your mind!